Socks and Undies

Never look under a girl's boots.  

You're bound to find hairy legs or ugly socks.

-My sister

I went to high school with a girl who never left the house with mismatched undergarments.  In the rare instance that she would be in a serious accident, and a calendar-worthy firefighter might have to cut off her clothing in order to save her, she would surely be prepared.

I wear bedazzled Christmas socks year-round.  That's right, I said year-round!  My mom puts them in my stocking every holiday and they happen to be the perfect fit and weight to wear under boots.  (So you can cancel that thought of me pairing bedazzled Christmas socks with shorts right now.)  Whenever you see me in boots, it's very likely that these socks are underneath.

I often think of my old classmate as I pull on those hideous socks, and I think, I'm fairly certain that this greatly increases my chances of being in that accident and having that encounter with the calendar-worthy firefighter.  Because of this seemingly ridiculous, but slightly rational thought, I've been on a search for more attractive socks to wear under boots in hopes of decreasing the odds of this event.

I keep going back to these lovelies though...